Thursday, July 20, 2017

Introducing your new life coach! Results guaranteed! And her name is.....

You've met her before in her roles as 

BITCH

and sometimes as 

BEACH! 

And now, she's your NEW LIFE COACH:

LIFE!

Yes, that's right. Let LIFE be your new coach. She will guide you on the 9,263,246,532 steps to completely squeeze all the juice out of the lemon that comes from being born on planet Earth- or any other planet, for that matter!

She works with every system, in every culture, in any environment, and will show YOU how to do things such as:



breathe
heal
fall in love
get over it
slow down
wonder
imagine
laugh
cry!
 
 
 

All this, and sooooo much more.

So sign up NOW to work with your own MASTER TEACHER:

YOUR LIFE!